So I've been in Shanghai for 2 months and I love everything about it. I love that I almost get killed crossing the street every morning by crazy cab drivers and old ladies on mopeds. I love that I can walk down the street and hear French, German, Chinese, and Japanese. I love that while I'm walking down the street listening to languages, I can see a random rooster chasing a puppy.
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It really is a magical place.
There are some things I don't like, however. My job for one.
My.bosses.are.evil.
But I won't dwell on it. I'll just say that I'm plotting my escape and hopefully it will be swift and painless.
The biggest problem with work is I don't have time to explore the city like I'd like. However, despite working 14 hours a day/ 6 days a week, I have still managed to find a Chinese boyfriend. That's right people I have a Chinese boy toy.
He's about 6'1 and baby faced. He often showers me with gifts and cooks me dinner. I wish I could say I've been reciprocating. At any rate, he's wonderful, albeit a total deviation from my male attraction standards.
Background info: I like really stereotypically masculine men. Talking strong, big dicked, muscley borderline douche bags. Problem is...that type usually crosses the border into doucheland fairly quickly (I don't want the guys to be actual ass holes...just kinda cocky and aggressive...). So I don't usually date my type...or men at all for that matter.
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My Chinese boy, we'll call him Ty, is not a douchebag. In fact, he's kinda really fucking feminine. Which was almost a deal breaker. UNTIL I said to myself, "He's kinda like a lesbian...I like lesbians."
Ok so points of clarification:
- I don't think femininity is the opposite of douchebaggery
- Mesbian: According to Urban Dictionary is A man with feminine qualtiies who still likes women, or, to put it more crudely, a male lesbian.
The one real problem with Ty is that he has the smallest penis I have ever seen. ever.
The first night wee hooked up, I fully expected him to be small. I still couldn't help being shocked. But he wasn't discouraged and turned out to be a genius with his fingers.
I then paused to reflect. He has a little penis, but he's thoughtful and attentive. Also, during an earlier convo, Ty revealed that he's ever so slightly bi-curious and has had a vibe up his ass before. My mind exploded: Maybe he'd let me peg him! I could be that hot Israeli chick, Yael, from Weeds!
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I decided to keep Ty around. I didn't keep him around simply because I want to fuck his ass hard with my strap on, but I also actually like his company. It's also exceptional language practice.
Fast Forward two weeks from the initial point of contact. Ty comes over to my house. We watch a movie and have a wonderful conversation about Chinese politics, sex, and the differences between our respective countries. Finally it's 2AM and we're going to bed. To Sleep. Because while I was working on opening my mind to fucking a man with a little pee pee, I still wasn't there yet.
So we're laying down. And I realize I'm horny. Fuck.
No choice I guess.
So I choke him and straddle him and kinda start exploring. He asks me if I had a condom. I say no and that "we won't be needing one because I'm not letting you fuck me." Long story short he fucks me with my dildo and it was amazing! And the best part is that he was totally into it! The better part is that the dildo was his suggestion!
The moral of the story is that you shouldn't dismiss people because of supposed physical limitations. They just might surprises you.
Ty is the first guy with a smaller package that I've met who wasn't discouraged or self conscious. A lot of the American guys I've been with only fuck with their dicks and fail to be more holistic in their love making. To them head is just a means to an end and fingering a prepper. Needless to say it was refreshing to be with Ty.
It's now Moon Festival and I'll be meeting Ty's friends tomorrow, wish me luck! Maybe an orgy will ensue and more adventures!
Anyway, until next time. Happy Mid Autumn Festival.
